werewolf—barmitzvah:

You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Too bad you missed our Batman pinball machine at the house, bondofflame

iamnotdoingshittoday:

Historical footage of the last T-Rex serving his country.

iamnotdoingshittoday:

Historical footage of the last T-Rex serving his country.

tattooidea:


"Underneath the footprints it says “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good” in clear UV-reactive ink" 

The Harry Potter geek in me just freaked out.

tattooidea:

"Underneath the footprints it says “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good” in clear UV-reactive ink" 

The Harry Potter geek in me just freaked out.

ofcityromance:

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

nice.

ofcityromance:

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

nice.

redferretcomics:

fantasma-del-motorista:

best line ever

Hahaha this is a very 90s photoset.

werewolf—barmitzvah:

themaidofdishonor:

ladysnarkbite:

Can Julie Andrews pass the ‘wholesome test’? The answer is no.

Julie is even more perfect than I previously thought.

That woman was Carol Burnett if any of you were wondering.

Man why isn’t she just queen of the world already. Beyonce is great and all, but Julie Andrews… now there’s a fuckin’ role model.